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Closed

I am hereby closing this blog.

Maintaining it single-handedly, all the while keeping another blog open has proven just too much for the both of us. Then again, the real reason is probably because both of us couldn't get gatal enough to update more. Not get gatal together la, doink. Meanwhile, to read more of our witty writings, please do visit our personal blogs. Our links can be found at the right-side panel.

Our attempt to take over the world in fits of gatalness has failed.

But should the time be right sometime in the future, we WILL be back. To infinity and beyond.

Hey Sexy

*This post is taken from my Xanga and Blogspot sites*

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Guess what.

I checked my e-mail inbox and saw that a certain Pamela B. had left me a message on Tagged, the social networking site just like Friendster. With much curiousity i opened the message. This was what I got:

Tantalizing as the message may seem (and her cleavage, too), something just wasn't right with this whole thing. Now, normally I would dismiss such random messages from strangers I hardly know (Then again, who knows strangers really well, right?). But given the fishy circumstances, I decided to prod a little more.

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Ok, lah. Fine. I just wanted to see who the hell she really was cuz I was mesmerized by her cleavage. Happy?

Anyway, a quick visit to her profile and this was what I found:

Hmm ... it seemed pretty much like an ordinary profile. So I decided to pay more attention to the details in the profile.

Notice when she just joined? June 8, 2007. My suspicions were strengthened further when I decided to read the comments left by people she "knew".

A scammer. How convenient. While this was the only comment I've featured here, there WERE other people who thought the profile was authentic. And simliar to common lusty male behaviour, left a string of weird and creepy comments on the page.

"Hey sexii, how are u?"

"cold hearted dragon looking for lady friends to try and warm my heart again"

"love those babbbies"

And the best comment of all ...

"hi baby h r u i love u dear dye i like u ur briest is very good"

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Dimwits. Such sexually-driven behavour of my fellow male homosapiens are truly a disgrace to those of us who possess much more intellect than they could possibly have put together.

So, out of curiosity again, I decided to view the profile of the guy who left the graphic (pun intended) comment on that page. The fella has obviously had a lot of encounters with these scammers, as 80% of his site is practically dedicated to exposing them!

Let's start with the person who tried to scam me.

It gets better.

Uhuh ... as you can see, most of 'em involve a person with a sob story and is not trapped in Africa or somewhere where proverty is ripe. They then try to create a "love conection" with you in hopes you will send them money. Thus, making you seem like a stupid, lusty man. I didn't say "or woman" cuz as of now, I have yet to hear/see of a case like this befall upon a woman. It happens mostly to us men who crave for the sensation of flesh.

Ah, but that man is not me.

The best part is that all the photos used as profile pictures are usually taken from modelling sites.

Well, should I even bother replying Pamela?

You know what?

It's hard to be gatal when you aren't getting any.

Action, I need action!

Itchy

I'm like damn itchy now. And it's not the usual kind I have.

See, mosquitoes have been invading my house for the past few weeks. They come in hoardes, they hide in dark corners and swarm us in packs of tens, irritating the hell of my family and I.

I suspect they might have a common breeding ground, where late at night, when everybody is sleeping, it's a major clubbing scene, where all the mosquitoes get high on mozzy music and have a massive orgy. See, all the blood suckers out there are female (mosquitoes, not people), the males, meanwhile, prefer to get their nutrition from plants. And male mozzies are much bigger in size compared to their female counterparts too.

Upon the realization of this fact, I began to ponder on those countless times I've seen two mosquitoes entwined in what must seem like a tantric sex flight. Could it be a case of homosexuality amongst mosquitoes? Interesting ...

Anyway, I can't even sit in front of my computer in peace without at least half a dozen mosquitoes trying to have a go at my blood ... all at the same time!!!

Did I ever mention that out of all God's great creations, I hate mosquitoes the most? Well, I do. They serve no purpose, other than to cause itchiness (not the gatal kind), mood swings and diseases.

Back to my mozzie problem. It's an amazing batch I have invading my home. Though time and time again I give my room a thorough spray, and all of them end up dead, somehow the very next day my room will be filled with them again.

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And it's not limited to my room alone. Every other room in my home is being invaded too! Even the toilets! (Yes, I do realize the potential for a couple of mozzies to be in a toilet are rather high, but we're talking about half a dozen at one go here). Can't even shower in peace. Urgh.

And it doesn't stop there. They're incredibly agile too. All my old tricks of killing them bare-handedly aren't working anymore. I'm thinking of investing in a mosquito killer tool.

Dear readers out there!

Should you see a mosquito next time, please do all you can to kill the fella! No, let's not stop at kill, let's torture 'em first! (I used to knock some unconscious first ... then pluck their wings and legs before squishing them to a pulp)

May ye all have lives free of 'em pests.

Try that again, bitch.

We Is Gatal feat. Petunia

You know, when I came up with the idea of We Is Gatal, I thought it'd be a superb idea. Rather interesting, in fact.

But one month on, and inspiration to write here is seriously lacking. If that wasn't bad enough, Petpet has gone on a hiatus. A lot of problems with regards to the setting up of this blog is soon emerging.

I'm gonna need to come up with some gatal-inspiring post soon, otherwise the demise of this blog shall come rather swiftly.

Petpet is M.I.A. (Again!)

Yet again, my Petpet is missing.

Okay, that was just wrong on so many levels. POINT IS ... she has gone on a hiatus and has not given me any info on when she might ever return.

Bloody hell, now must jaga two babies.