I'm like damn itchy now. And it's not the usual kind I have.
See, mosquitoes have been invading my house for the past few weeks. They come in hoardes, they hide in dark corners and swarm us in packs of tens, irritating the hell of my family and I.
I suspect they might have a common breeding ground, where late at night, when everybody is sleeping, it's a major clubbing scene, where all the mosquitoes get high on mozzy music and have a massive orgy. See, all the blood suckers out there are female (mosquitoes, not people), the males, meanwhile, prefer to get their nutrition from plants. And male mozzies are much bigger in size compared to their female counterparts too.
Upon the realization of this fact, I began to ponder on those countless times I've seen two mosquitoes entwined in what must seem like a tantric sex flight. Could it be a case of homosexuality amongst mosquitoes? Interesting ...
Anyway, I can't even sit in front of my computer in peace without at least half a dozen mosquitoes trying to have a go at my blood ... all at the same time!!!
Did I ever mention that out of all God's great creations, I hate mosquitoes the most? Well, I do. They serve no purpose, other than to cause itchiness (not the gatal kind), mood swings and diseases.
Back to my mozzie problem. It's an amazing batch I have invading my home. Though time and time again I give my room a thorough spray, and all of them end up dead, somehow the very next day my room will be filled with them again.
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And it's not limited to my room alone. Every other room in my home is being invaded too! Even the toilets! (Yes, I do realize the potential for a couple of mozzies to be in a toilet are rather high, but we're talking about half a dozen at one go here). Can't even shower in peace. Urgh.
And it doesn't stop there. They're incredibly agile too. All my old tricks of killing them bare-handedly aren't working anymore. I'm thinking of investing in a mosquito killer tool.
See, mosquitoes have been invading my house for the past few weeks. They come in hoardes, they hide in dark corners and swarm us in packs of tens, irritating the hell of my family and I.
I suspect they might have a common breeding ground, where late at night, when everybody is sleeping, it's a major clubbing scene, where all the mosquitoes get high on mozzy music and have a massive orgy. See, all the blood suckers out there are female (mosquitoes, not people), the males, meanwhile, prefer to get their nutrition from plants. And male mozzies are much bigger in size compared to their female counterparts too.
Upon the realization of this fact, I began to ponder on those countless times I've seen two mosquitoes entwined in what must seem like a tantric sex flight. Could it be a case of homosexuality amongst mosquitoes? Interesting ...
Anyway, I can't even sit in front of my computer in peace without at least half a dozen mosquitoes trying to have a go at my blood ... all at the same time!!!
Did I ever mention that out of all God's great creations, I hate mosquitoes the most? Well, I do. They serve no purpose, other than to cause itchiness (not the gatal kind), mood swings and diseases.
Back to my mozzie problem. It's an amazing batch I have invading my home. Though time and time again I give my room a thorough spray, and all of them end up dead, somehow the very next day my room will be filled with them again.
-_____________________-"
And it's not limited to my room alone. Every other room in my home is being invaded too! Even the toilets! (Yes, I do realize the potential for a couple of mozzies to be in a toilet are rather high, but we're talking about half a dozen at one go here). Can't even shower in peace. Urgh.
And it doesn't stop there. They're incredibly agile too. All my old tricks of killing them bare-handedly aren't working anymore. I'm thinking of investing in a mosquito killer tool.
Dear readers out there!
Should you see a mosquito next time, please do all you can to kill the fella! No, let's not stop at kill, let's torture 'em first! (I used to knock some unconscious first ... then pluck their wings and legs before squishing them to a pulp)
May ye all have lives free of 'em pests.
Try that again, bitch. 
2 comments:
I wonder why a single mosquito can make u blog so much..LOL..
haha not one k! DOZENS!!!
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