Hey Sexy

*This post is taken from my Xanga and Blogspot sites*

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Guess what.

I checked my e-mail inbox and saw that a certain Pamela B. had left me a message on Tagged, the social networking site just like Friendster. With much curiousity i opened the message. This was what I got:

Tantalizing as the message may seem (and her cleavage, too), something just wasn't right with this whole thing. Now, normally I would dismiss such random messages from strangers I hardly know (Then again, who knows strangers really well, right?). But given the fishy circumstances, I decided to prod a little more.

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Ok, lah. Fine. I just wanted to see who the hell she really was cuz I was mesmerized by her cleavage. Happy?

Anyway, a quick visit to her profile and this was what I found:

Hmm ... it seemed pretty much like an ordinary profile. So I decided to pay more attention to the details in the profile.

Notice when she just joined? June 8, 2007. My suspicions were strengthened further when I decided to read the comments left by people she "knew".

A scammer. How convenient. While this was the only comment I've featured here, there WERE other people who thought the profile was authentic. And simliar to common lusty male behaviour, left a string of weird and creepy comments on the page.

"Hey sexii, how are u?"

"cold hearted dragon looking for lady friends to try and warm my heart again"

"love those babbbies"

And the best comment of all ...

"hi baby h r u i love u dear dye i like u ur briest is very good"

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Dimwits. Such sexually-driven behavour of my fellow male homosapiens are truly a disgrace to those of us who possess much more intellect than they could possibly have put together.

So, out of curiosity again, I decided to view the profile of the guy who left the graphic (pun intended) comment on that page. The fella has obviously had a lot of encounters with these scammers, as 80% of his site is practically dedicated to exposing them!

Let's start with the person who tried to scam me.

It gets better.

Uhuh ... as you can see, most of 'em involve a person with a sob story and is not trapped in Africa or somewhere where proverty is ripe. They then try to create a "love conection" with you in hopes you will send them money. Thus, making you seem like a stupid, lusty man. I didn't say "or woman" cuz as of now, I have yet to hear/see of a case like this befall upon a woman. It happens mostly to us men who crave for the sensation of flesh.

Ah, but that man is not me.

The best part is that all the photos used as profile pictures are usually taken from modelling sites.

Well, should I even bother replying Pamela?