What Do You Do

What do you do when you have a itch

You try to scratch it as hard as you can

If it just so happens your friend is a bitch

You "bergatal" and steal her man

What do you do if her man tak layan

You teasingly play with your skirt

Lean over and whisper "Come on, hun"

As you silkily slip off your shirt



What do you do if your friend walks in then,

Buat aje muka tak tau

Put on your shirt and coolly pretend

As if he wasn't just checking out your "pau"s



What do you do when your friend looks at you

And calls you a horny slut

Strut towards the door as you slip on your shoes

Don't forget to wiggle your butt



What do you do once you reach the door

Explain with a voice cool and soft

"It was nothing, I ain't itching no more

Your husband's so tiny, he turned me off"