Gilroy

To all gatal people out there,

Ever got into the mood but your significant other was "too tired", had a headache and generally wasn't interested? Well, have no fear, a solution is here!

It's called Gilroy.

It was used in the Ocean's Thirteen movie, in the scene where Matt Damon had to seduce a woman. All he did was dab a little bit of Gilroy on the side of his neck. And when I say dab i mean he did it using a piece of cotton smaller than your average finger nail. It gave off a scent, which made the woman gatal as hell.

Now, don't you all want a piece of Gilroy?

I've just tried Googling the term "Gilroy", but all I've come up with is that it is a name of a place in America. Great. Therefore, as of now, I have no idea on how to manufacture the said Gilroy.

So, I'm calling all you gatal people out there who may know what this Gilroy thing is. Please leave a message as I am VERY interested in hearing from you.

I just hope that Gilroy thing isn't fictional.

Imagine the possibilities if I knew how to manufacture it. I could sell it as a line of fragrance. Unisex. Think big. It could be the next Christian Dior or Ralph Lauren. We'll name it Pinto for the guys, and Petpet for the girls.

Might have a problem with the Malaysian censors, though.

Though, the instructions would recommend using only small doses at one time. If a small dab could have that effect on a woman, imagine all those KBKK's who like to use half a bottle of perfume at one go.

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Wahlauwei, sure kena chase and rape on the spot. Might find a couple of stray dogs getting in on the action, too.