Dear Lord, if my mother found out...
She'd be so proud she taught me well =D
Eh excuse me, just coz my mom's almost about to retire doesn't mean she's got nothing kinky left in her okay.
Truth be told, I have a feeling she's more dirty-minded than I am wei. Well, I must have gotten my genes from somewhere kan?
Today she said something about making love to a dog =s
This is the woman who brought me up. The one who taught me my ABCs and 123s. The one who dragged me to piano lessons and ignored my bomb threats when she thought I needed a haircut.
The same woman who pointed out the bed I was conceived on.
Too much info, mum!
Though when you think about it, your parents must have done "it" to get you kan?
On second thought, DON'T think about it.
Too late.
*covers head with recyclable plastic bag*
Even when trying to commit suicide, remember your responsibilities to the environment, kids.
Think green.
Or something like that.
I feel like going into lecture-mode about taking care of Mother Nature.
So here goes.
*Deep breath in preparation for a life-changing speech*
"Reuse condoms, kids.
It could save billions of trees a year from deforestation."
Disclaimer: This blogger refuses to be held liable for any consequences whatsoever that may occur as a result of following the above advice.
Anyway, back to my point.
Umm.. my all-important point that I now can't remember head or tail of...
This will have to be continued later =/
PS: To anyone brain-dead enough to take the "reuse condoms" advise stated above... contact the evil sifu for an intensive lesson in comprehensive sex ed
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